American Pastbroral
Wonder if this bro was using his laptop to read Brolores Park.
[Bro-nfessional: I just made this post from a PLANE. Feels inauthentic and wrong. Feel like all posts to Brolores Park should be made from natural settings in which the ratio of grass and palm trees to ‘other materials’ is at least 70%. I wonder if I should turn over Brolores Park to this pastoralbro in the pic who might ‘only use his laptop while in the park’ and while ‘laying on relevant adobe slabs [via Animal Collective]’. Feel bad about posting from an ‘inauthentic place’ [via Virgin America overreliance on neon]. Do you think Richard Bro-nson has any plans to upgrade Virgin America planes to an adobe wall/Animal Collective aesthetic, like with grass instead of carpet? Hope so. I feel like you could authentically blog from a plane like that.]