![Rain rain bro away come again some other day
S0 rainy lately, bros. Can’t even go to the park. Not sure what to do with myself when I’m supposed to be ‘chilling’ but there is no relevant outdoor chill spot to go to. With all this rain I have taken to getting more ‘bromestic’. Yesterday I went to Bro-Rite and was checking out the intense display of brorganics they sell. This bro who works there and whose job is to ‘make you feel like you are on the farm’ talked to me for like 15 minutes about the exact type of salad to buy. I wanted something really authentic so I decided to buy watercress. Seemed like the most authentic green thing they had [via not being mainstream].
Then I was talking to him about what else I could add to make my salad authentic. He showed me the most authentic apple to get— it was called a “Jack” apple. Jack reminded me of whiskey, which is authentic, so I was like, what would happen if I put whiskey in my salad dressing— seems like that would work. And he was like yeah, and I could tell he was jealous that he hadn’t thought of putting whiskey in salad dressing first. But to bro-up me he started suggesting other things to put in the salad, like blue cheese. He got this other bro to help me decide what the most authentic blue cheese was. So at the end of all that I had all these ingredients for probably the most authentic salad you can possibly make, so I thought yall would probably be interested, since we’re all just kind of sitting around inside waiting for it to stop raining.
The Most Bro-thentic Salad of All Time brought to u by Brolores Park:
1. Watercress. make sure it still has the roots on it when u buy it [no roots = not authentic]
2. Jack apple, cut into bits
3. the most authentic blue cheese in the case [I got something called ‘Neal’s Yard’ — seems like Neal is probably a chill bro]
4. a lemon
5. olive oil
6. some brown sugar [via the Brolling Stones ‘Brown Sugar’]
Chop up the watercress and apple. Then mix some lemon juice and olive oil and sugar and whiskey. Not gonna tell you the proportions because I think you’re supposed to make your own authentic mix [via cooking as djing].
Pour the dressing on the salad and crumble some cheese on it. Might want to drink some whiskey and listen to some vinyl while you’re eating. Broila… an authentic rainy afternoon.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwgt4pkjqm1qzc5kwo1_400.jpg)
Rain rain bro away come again some other day
S0 rainy lately, bros. Can’t even go to the park. Not sure what to do with myself when I’m supposed to be ‘chilling’ but there is no relevant outdoor chill spot to go to. With all this rain I have taken to getting more ‘bromestic’. Yesterday I went to Bro-Rite and was checking out the intense display of brorganics they sell. This bro who works there and whose job is to ‘make you feel like you are on the farm’ talked to me for like 15 minutes about the exact type of salad to buy. I wanted something really authentic so I decided to buy watercress. Seemed like the most authentic green thing they had [via not being mainstream].
Then I was talking to him about what else I could add to make my salad authentic. He showed me the most authentic apple to get— it was called a “Jack” apple. Jack reminded me of whiskey, which is authentic, so I was like, what would happen if I put whiskey in my salad dressing— seems like that would work. And he was like yeah, and I could tell he was jealous that he hadn’t thought of putting whiskey in salad dressing first. But to bro-up me he started suggesting other things to put in the salad, like blue cheese. He got this other bro to help me decide what the most authentic blue cheese was. So at the end of all that I had all these ingredients for probably the most authentic salad you can possibly make, so I thought yall would probably be interested, since we’re all just kind of sitting around inside waiting for it to stop raining.
The Most Bro-thentic Salad of All Time brought to u by Brolores Park:
1. Watercress. make sure it still has the roots on it when u buy it [no roots = not authentic]
2. Jack apple, cut into bits
3. the most authentic blue cheese in the case [I got something called ‘Neal’s Yard’ — seems like Neal is probably a chill bro]
4. a lemon
5. olive oil
6. some brown sugar [via the Brolling Stones ‘Brown Sugar’]
Chop up the watercress and apple. Then mix some lemon juice and olive oil and sugar and whiskey. Not gonna tell you the proportions because I think you’re supposed to make your own authentic mix [via cooking as djing].
Pour the dressing on the salad and crumble some cheese on it. Might want to drink some whiskey and listen to some vinyl while you’re eating. Broila… an authentic rainy afternoon.
