brolores park

American Pastbroral

Wonder if this bro was using his laptop to read Brolores Park.

[Bro-nfessional: I just made this post from a PLANE. Feels inauthentic and wrong. Feel like all posts to Brolores Park should be made from natural settings in which the ratio of grass and palm trees to ‘other materials’ is at least 70%. I wonder if I should turn over Brolores Park to this pastoralbro in the pic who might ‘only use his laptop while in the park’ and while ‘laying on relevant adobe slabs [via Animal Collective]’. Feel bad about posting from an ‘inauthentic place’ [via Virgin America overreliance on neon]. Do you think Richard Bro-nson has any plans to upgrade Virgin America planes to an adobe wall/Animal Collective aesthetic, like with grass instead of carpet? Hope so. I feel like you could authentically blog from a plane like that.]

Halt, who bros there

S0 glad the park is back [via summer in Febroary].

Saw bros this weekend taking last year’s memes to the next level. It seems like bros are seriously throwing down the bro-ntlet this year.

Remember how last year bros were into incorporating relevant elements from homeless culture?

Saw this bro taking hobro chic up a notch with a medieval hobo walking stick, his own bedding, multiple layers [via t-shirt + flannel + hoodie] and bronus jean cutoff shorts.

Bros I need to interrupt our regularly scheduled park brogramming to bring you news of some serious nuclear-level broliferation happening at Four Bro-rrel Coffee. Sort of feels like an arms race in there to see who can accumulate the strongest brocessories and ‘maintain brontrol’ of the situation. Really thought this bro had it in the bag with his Wranglers, 3-day shadow, flannel shirt, and Native American pattern wool vest with bronus bro-rduroy collar.

But then I turned around and saw this bro making a strong showing with his long-sleeved Native American pattern sweater made out of 20 pounds of wool with intense colorblock chest/arm band and bronus zig-zag cuffs. Feels like I’m in the middle of a real indigenous Mission bro-nflict that is only going to escalate. Wonder if Four Bro-rrel is going to need to get bros to sign ‘treaties’ to keep the peace between warring bros competing for heavy woolen zig-zag brominance.

In the Bro Area we need to innovate [via techbrology].

New techbrology for 2K10: using your bro as a lawn chair.